250+ Best Dirty Pick up Lines to impress

Some people lean towards romantic gestures, while others lean towards tender words of affirmation. Of course, there are those who do just fine with dirty pick up lines. The craziest part? It works. A 2018 study published in Personality and Individual Differences determined that women with less restrictive relationships with sex not only found dirty jokes funnier than cleaner bits of humor, but men found them more attractive than more reserved participants out there. If this approach sounds appealing, read on. We’re bringing you the most salacious pickup lines the internet has to offer.

Have you ever thought of using dirty lines? Whether it’s on Tinder, OK Cupid or even during a night out at the pub, it’s fair to say that most people have used them at some point in their lives. However, choosing which one to use can be a minefield, especially when you’re not sure how best to respond. Why don’t you try some of these sassy lines, who knows what kind of reaction you might get.

Flirty or dirty Pick up lines can always get your attention. Pickup lines help you to get the conversation started.

How to use Dirty Pick up line?

Before encouraging you to go further, we want to offer some advice: don’t play these lines carelessly. Please only use them with those who have already shown an appreciation for joke-motivated debauchery. We really don’t want to see an innocent attempt at flirting go up in flames. Below, we outline some tips to keep in mind before trying them out.

Understand the Situation

You cannot use the Dirty Pick up line everywhere. There are certain environments where Dirty Pick up lines just don’t belong. Keep these pick up lines inside you where you need to maintain and present professionalism.

Be Respectful in using Pickup lines

These Pick up lines are for entertainment purposes and will likely not get you a response. While some of them are funny, they can also be inappropriate. Be respectful of the people you match with. If they react negatively to a pick-up line, send them an apology and don’t use that phrase again.

There’s nothing more frustrating and painful than introducing yourself with a Dirty Pick up that just makes you look like a clumsy and inexperienced person.

Here are some of the funniest, cringe-worthy, dirtiest pick lines ever created.

Here is a List of 250+ Best Dirty Pick up lines.

1. You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.
2. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
3. You’re like my pinky toe, I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
4. You’re just like a wine-tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.
5. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.
6. Your legs are like an Oreo cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the sweet stuff in the middle.
7. Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
8. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.
9. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
10. Your body is a wonderland, I just want to be Alice.
11. Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it.
12. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
13. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
14. You want to know why menu is my favorite word? ‘Cause it involves me n u.
15. You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
16. You must be a bowl of cornflakes because I want to spoon you.
17. You make my whole week, now let’s make your hole weak.
18. You look so good; I wanna kiss your lips and then move up toward your belly button.
19. You look great. But do you know what’s missing from your face? Mine. (Question in Pick up line)
20. You like sales? I know a place where clothes are 100% off.
21. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me. (Bad Bitch Pick Up line)
22. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
23. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
24. Would you like to sit on my face? It comes with incline support, leg rests and a sturdy tongue approach
25. With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
26. Will you help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
27. Why don’t you panic your parents and stay over at mine tonight without telling them?
28. What’s the entry fee for your grand leg opening event?
29. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
30. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
31. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
32. What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
33. What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
34. We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.
35. Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
36. Want to see a movie or do you want to make one?
37. Want to go halves on a baby? (Couple Dirty Pick up line)
38. Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat-screen mirror?
39. Want an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.
40. Want a job? It blows.
41. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
42. Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
43. Usually, my favorite planet is Pluto, but I reckon it could be Uranus if you let me explore it.
44. Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have sex inside my car.
45. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
46. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
47. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
48. There’s a chill in the air, and I forgot my scarf. Want to wrap your legs around my neck instead?
49. There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
50. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
    

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51. There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
52. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
53. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor
54. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
55. That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it were all you were wearing.
56. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
57. That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
58. That dress is very becoming on you, but if I were on you I’d be coming to.
59. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
60. So you’re not into casual sex? That’s cool, I’ll just put on a tux and we can call it formal.
61. So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?
62. Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
63. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
64. Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.
65. Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later.
66. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
67. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
68. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
69. Need a pillow to sit on? I can be yours if you want.
70. My tongue could do a better job of teasing you than my words can.
71. My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties. Oh, you are? Darn, it must be an hour fast.
72. My magic watch says you’re not wearing any underwear. Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast.
73. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and fix that for me?
74. My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
75. My biology teacher told me that the lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if she was right?
76. Make out with me if I am wrong, but isn’t the Earth flat?
77. Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.
78. Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.
79. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg, and I’ll go down.
80. Let’s play house. You can be the door; then I can slam you all I want.
81. Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered; then, I’ll nail you.
82. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
83. Let’s help Mother Earth and save water by showering together.
84. Let’s go to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
85. Let’s pretend I’m the Titanic and you’re the ocean, I’ll go down on you.
86. Let’s play Barbie. I am Ken, and you are the box that I come in.
87. Let us let only latex stand between our love
88. Let only latex stand between our love.
89. Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
90. Kissing is the language of love, do you mind starting a conversation?
91. Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
92. I’ve been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give me some mouth-to-mouth?
93. Is your period bothering you? If so, I can stop them for 9 months.
94. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
95. Is your name Medusa? ‘Cause I’m rock hard.
96. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea.
97. Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?
98. Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I wanna tap that ass.
99. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
100. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
     

     
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101. I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?
102. I’m not saying I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
103. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
104. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
105. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
106. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
107. I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
108. I’m like a haunted house—you’re going to scream when you get inside me.
109. I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfying once you do.
110. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Will you stay with me tonight?
111. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore your cave.
112. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
113. I’m afraid of the dark, and my night light went out last night. Will you keep me company tonight?
114. I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
115. I’m a mind reader and yes, I will sleep with you.
116. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
117. I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.
118. I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
119. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
120. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
121. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
122. If you look this good with clothes on, you must be insanely hot without them.
123. If it’s true what they say and we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
124. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
125. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
126. If I told you I had a 2-inch d!ck would you fck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
127. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
128. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…
129. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
130. I’ve recently qualified as a gynecologist and I’d like to offer you my pro-boner services.
131. I’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do something about that tonight?
132. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
133. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
134. I’m not usually into hunting but I’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house.
135. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
136. I’m not a weatherman, but I know that you’re getting at least 8 inches tonight…
137. I’m not a dentist, but I could give you a filling.
138. I’m lost, can I get directions to you bedroom?
139. I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.
140. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
141. I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?
142. I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
143. I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you.
144. I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit.
145. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
146. I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.
147. I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
148. I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.
149. I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
     

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150. I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
151. I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear.
152. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
153. I think my allergies are acting up. Because every time you’re around I start swelling up.
154. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
155. I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.
156. I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
157. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
158. I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
159. I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
160. I love your shirt, can I try it on in the morning?
161. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
162. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
163. I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
164. I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me.
165. I like my coffee like I like my women.
166. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
167. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
168. I just popped a Viagra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
169. I just popped a Vi*gra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
170. I hope you’re a plumber because you’ve got my pipe leaking.
171. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
172. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.
173. I don’t like children until they are OUR children. What do you think about that?
174. I could fall madly in bed with you.
175. I bet your nipples are pink. Mind if I take a look?
176. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
177. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
178. Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
179. Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
180. Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
181. Hey listen here I’m gonna flip this coin and whatever it lands on is what I get.
182. Hey girl, is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
183. Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
184. Has anyone ever touched your belly button from the inside?
185. Great dress. I’m sorry I’ll have to rip it apart.
186. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
187. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
188. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine
189. Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
190. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
191. Don’t worry, I played Tetris. I can make it fit.
192. Do you work at Build-a-Bear? Because I’d Stuff you.
193. Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself.
194. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
195. Do you need a running partner? I can give you a shot of protein when we’re finished.
196. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
197. Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
198. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
199. Do you like Krispy Kreme? ‘Cause I’m gonna glaze your donut.
200. Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
201. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
202. Do you know telekinesis? Because something of mine had just moved without anyone touching it.
203. Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.
204. Do you have pet insurance? Because your kitty’s getting smashed tonight.
205. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
206. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
207. Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me.
208. Do you go to church often? Because you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.
209. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after
210. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
211. Do I have to sign for your package?
212. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
213. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
214. Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?
215. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
216. Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
217. Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
218. Can I read your T-shirt in Braille?
219. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
220. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
221. Call me leaves because you should be blowing me.
222. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
223. Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
224. Are you related to Dracula? Because you looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
225. Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
226. Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
227. Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
228. Are you my homework assignment? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
229. Are you Google? Because you are the first thing that came up when I typed “sexy horny single in your area.”
230. Are you from China? Cause I’m China get into those pants.
231. Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me.
232. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
233. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
234. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
235. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
236. Are you am angel? Because I got a boner… Ohh crap messed that up!
237. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
238. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
239. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Because I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
240. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
241. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
242. Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
243. Are you a pirate? Because you shiver my timber.
244. Are you a nurse? I have a throbbing sensation between my legs that needs to be looked at.
245. Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
246. Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
247. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
248. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
249. Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
250. Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
251. Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world.
252. Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them.
253. All beautiful ladies deserve a pearl necklace and I’m just the man to give you one
254. (Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself